bahahaha!

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 06/14/2018 at 06:47 • Filed to: None

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motorbike cop spotted a lady driving whilst on the phone so he gave her a stop sign to pull her over... as she came to a stop cop figured she was obeying...

but nope.. she just spotted a parking spot and hit the cop trying to back in to it...

still only got a warning as she scared herself bad and the cop took pity on her...

i should try that next time i drive into a cop

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 06:57

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oops!

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 07:14

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That was not very Polit(i)e of her.

DutchieDC2R > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 07:19

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Hmm, the newspaper I read it in clearly stated her being on the phone while driving. He gave her a stopsign indeed, but she was too distracted by her phone and ran over the bike.

Either way, the fact that shes only getting a warning for this is outrageous considering how much fines are for, let say, speeding 10km over the speed limit.

CalzoneGolem > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 07:31

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...next time i drive into a cop...

( °  °)

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 07:32

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Meanwhile, in a similar scenario in America...

#chooseyourownadventure

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > CalzoneGolem 06/14/2018 at 07:41

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Exactly what I was thinking...

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 08:02

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Did he not have lights? (Something about this screams UK to me, not sure why) If he did, there’s no way she didn’t see her.

punkgoose17 > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 06/14/2018 at 08:22

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You have died - game over

fintail > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 09:24

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Plate redacted to protect the stupid?

And a warning, of course, I wonder why.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 06/14/2018 at 14:35

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Is your skin color darker than Wonderbread?

Cop: Mistakes phone for a gun, He’s got a gun! Bang, Bang, Bang.

You are now dead.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > DutchieDC2R 06/14/2018 at 16:17

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https://nos.nl/artikel/2236440-automobilist-kijkt-op-telefoon-en-rijdt-politiemotor-aan.html  

this is where i got it...

best part is when asked about it by the news people the lady denied being on the phone...after all.. if she was on the phone she would have gotten a ticket....

no lessons were learnt here today (cept maybe that turning on the waterworks is still an effective strategy for getting off light)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CalzoneGolem 06/14/2018 at 16:18

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hey it never hurts to plan for these things

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 06/14/2018 at 16:20

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netherlands.. and he has lights but was probably only using the stop signal.... for most people thats enough as the police colours are pretty hard to miss...

course... if you never look behind or check the mirror.... well

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > fintail 06/14/2018 at 16:24

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probably

and if i have to guess she turned on the waterworks

(course she didnt learn anything from it as when the news people asked her about it she denied being on the phone coz the cop would have given her a ticket if she was......)

fintail > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 16:28

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They should subpoena her phone records and show it was in use.

But I am sure some demographic and socio-economic traits would prevent that from happening.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > fintail 06/14/2018 at 16:31

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no one got hurt... so yeah... that would likely be pretty hard

doubt mr bike officer will be as leniant next time tho

fintail > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 16:34

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Of course, negligently operating 5000 lbs of machine (I am sure purchased via hard work by the driver) is nothing.

You just know if a working class kid in a clapped out 206 reversed into him, there wouldn’t be so much forgiveness.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > fintail 06/14/2018 at 16:41

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yeah most likely... woulda got the ticket at least

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/14/2018 at 21:00

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What’s the stop signal? US cops only have lights or lights and sirens.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 06/15/2018 at 04:33

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meaning i still got some of the details wrong... cop must have doubled back before the lady hit her.. (or my local news got some of the details wrong)

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/15/2018 at 06:10

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Oh wow, something that small would never work in the US.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 06/15/2018 at 06:12

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lol apparently it didnt work here either :p

normally does tho